Maiko Sensei to Kelsie's class: "My baby is going to be a boy. I saw his most impressive member at the hospital."
(I couldn't help but laugh at this, but when I looked around the room, none of the other moms were laughing. Who says something like that to a bunch of 4yr olds about their unborn son? The Japanese, of course. Made my day!)
Kelsie: How did those kids know your name?
Logan: Modeling, duh. My face is all over the place. I'm famous.