Random Experiences of the Day

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麻衣子先生が年中子供たちへ
「あたしの赤ちゃんが男の子だそうです。病院で彼の立派なちんぽを見ましたよ。」
Maiko Sensei to Kelsie's class: "My baby is going to be a boy. I saw his most impressive member at the hospital."

(I couldn't help but laugh at this, but when I looked around the room, none of the other moms were laughing. Who says something like that to a bunch of 4yr olds about their unborn son? The Japanese, of course. Made my day!)

I'm Famous

Kelsie: How did those kids know your name?
Logan: Modeling, duh. My face is all over the place. I'm famous.

Grocery Music

Just realized that the grocery store we go to plays music just like all the stores in the old Japanese RPGs I used to play.